7 Jan

Got myself one of these for a very reasonable price from ebay, and the only new part that I needed to refurbish it was a new wick:


As soon as we’ve had a couple of dry days, I’ll shall be up that allotment to burn off all them weeds, ready to grub out the roots. However, paraffin with 0% duty and only 5%VAT is priced at between £2.40-£2.75 a litre here in Norwich……… which is considerably more expensive than either Petrol or Diesel (both of which carry extensive amounts of duty and VAT on them!) and it is therefore nothing less than profiteering by the paraffin retailers; so my Sheen flame gun will be running exclusively on Red Diesel.


OMG, I’ve only gone and done it again.

15 Dec

Here are a few diary posts that I made on the internet during 2008 & 2009 regarding my efforts at being an allotment keeper.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: Gareth’s lost the plot
and I am fuming!

I should have check my mail first thing this morning, but left until I was going out.

A letter from the city council regarding my allotment. Due to an oversight on their part. My 125 sq Metre allotment already has a paid up tenant. I have to vacate the plot as the original tenant is all paid up, etc.

I have just spent 4 weeks clearing the overgrown vegetation, digging the whole plot over, eking out all of the bramble and other weed roots, building a 3 section compost heap out of second hand pallets, and had made the framework and laid in the planking for two 12ft X 12ft X 2ft raised vegetable beds made from reclaimed scaffolders boards.

Information gleaned from other allotment holders, indicates that the original tenant lives in a property overlooking the allotments, and speculation is that they have been watching me working over the last month, and have put their claim in just as the plot is ready for planting.

The council has offered me the adjacent overgrown jungle plot.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:56 pm
I’ve been on the phone to city hall this afternoon, and have met with one of the Parks and open spaces officers (covers allotments). A council worker had marked out the plot for me with spray dye, but it seems that he marked out the wrong plot.

The P&OS officer spoke to the original tenant on the phone, and he is adamant about keeping the plot (even though the other allotment holders that I have spoken to today say that it is over 3 years since he used it).

The options that I have been given are a cash refund pro-rata as tenancy runs from 1st November to 30th October. So even though I have paid my annual £36 rent I will only get £24 back. Or take the adjacent plot and start over from scratch again.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:18 pm
I have just got off the phone to the P&OS officer. It turns out that the adjacent plot is the one that I should have had, and that I should have checked the dye marks against the plot number on the map I received.

As a gesture of goodwill a work crew of offenders on community service will appear on Friday morning to clear, dig, and transfer the structures to the correct plot for me.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:51 pm
I’ve calmed down a lot in the last 90 minutes and have seen the funny side. I think it was the threat of the digi photos and video that I had taken of the work in progress being emailed to both ITV Anglia News, and the Eastern daily press that did it.

This afternoon, I got to the point where I was going to spread Sodium Wotsit on the plot, as a sort of scorched earth policy….. ….. ….. If I can’t grow stuff on it, then neither can you!

Tomorrow I am going to move my compost bins and raised bed frames. That way the greenery from the plucked and dug weeds will have some where to be put on Friday. Thankfully it was this morning, and not last week that Wendy & Ray and their 10% wrinkly discount card went to B&Q to buy me a Wheelbarrow, Wolf Hoe, First early and Main crop Seed potatoes. If it had been last week when they were purchased, I would have planted them in the last few days, as I have seen spuds being planted in fields around Norfolk over the last 10 days

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:40 am
I arrived at the allotment for just before 9 am. Within just a few minutes the mini bus containing the Community Service work crew arrived, and less than 5 minutes later, 15 people were hard at work on my plot. An hour later work stopped for 10 minutes, and when I stood back and perused the work in progress to date, a serious inroad had been made. A crew of 12 wielding spades undertaking the digging and 3 undertaken brush and heavy weed clearance.

The crew broke for lunch at midday, with tea in a big insulated box type urn being served, from the back of the mini bus. 30 minutes of tea, jovial banter, and a few roll ups was enjoyed by all. I spent a few moments surveying the work, which showed that significant progress had been made. The surface weeds and most of the grasses had gone from most of the plot, over half my allotted area had been dug over, and the bottom of one of the raised beds was used as a collection point for various clumps of soil with weeds and roots still attached.

Work resumed at a decent steady pace, 12 people digging the virgin ground, 3 going over the previously dug section, removing missed clumps, and odd pieces of weed roots. At 2 pm work ceased, as Friday is their short day, the same as it is for many in the real commercial and industrial world. Over 2/3rds and closer to 3/4qtrs of the plot had been dug over and weeded. In less than six short hours, a very serious in road had been made, with a promise to return next Friday to help me finish off, and complete any other tasks that I may need help with on the allotment.

Considering all of the duress the allotment had provided for me during the previous week, I am a reasonably happy man.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:05 am
Another cuppa and I’m off to the allotment to move the compost heap pallets, and the raised beds structures. Hopefully tomorrow when the CS guys arrive, all we have to do Is to dig the plot over. If the surface
Is only dug over, that will be good enough for me, as that will make pulling out the bramble roots and the like so much easier for me

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:47 pm
I deemed it prudent not to take my camera with me yesterday, although I do have photos of WIP on the old plot. You may rest assured that the camera will go up the allotment later this week, and the usual long winded posting will be made by me.

On Monday I plan to order 1 ton (possibly more) of deep litter Turkey muck, which is £8 per ton delivered (basically transportation costs), using this as the base lining for the raised beds. I have changed my mind regarding the size of the raised beds, and now wish to alter them to; four 12 X 6 X 2 beds, rather than two 12 X 12 X 2 beds. This will allow for better all round “from the ground access” rather than tramping all over them.

I shall also chat to the other allotment holders regarding Horse manure from local stables, etc. Society membership and group seed purchases.

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:02 pm
Unusually for me, chaos has ruled the earlier part of my morning, as I had forgotten about the CS work crew arriving at the allotment to continue the good work started last week.

A quick trip over there to get them started and then off for my first music lesson and DIY exchange session.

The CS crew are continuing with the digging and weed grubbing, and will finish the alterations to the two remaining raised beds. I managed to alter and move two of them earlier in week, with the intention of getting the other two completed and moved before this morning. If they finish these tasks, their supervisor has promised to ridge up 4 rows for potatoes if there is time. Today will be the last time that I will get assistance from a CS work crew, and so far they have done a sterling job.

I have just had my first one hour guitar lesson, and I can now play the A minor, and the E minor chords from classical gas, and I am very chuffed with myself. But will I be able to remember it later tonight, or more importantly over the next few days ? My Tutor’s door has been rubbed down and primed, and so I have met my part of the bargain. I’ve now just got to wait for my Landlord to arrive to do the quarterly inspection on my flat, and then I can get back up to the allotment, hopefully before the CS crew knock off at 2pm.

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:48 pm
The work that the CS crew has done is magnificent, the whole plot is dug and weeded. One of the compost bins is loaded with loads of bits of weed, grasses, and clumps of roots. The second two raised beds have been assembled in their final positions, and two rows of potato ridges been made. I am extremely happy with all the work and effort that has been put in for me.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:26 am
I have got a load more Freecycle scaffolding boards to collect tomorrow, which I will use as a second skin on the raised beds; a bit like double glazing. Because I have used 4 X 4 timbers for the corner posts, nailing the additional boards to the insides of the raised beds should present no problem. I’ll just have to find something to act as an insulation layer between the boards; a bit like cavity wall insulation.

On Monday I have a ton of well rotted deep litter from a Turkey unit being delivered. That works out at 2.3kgs per square metre of Turkey litter for the plot. I have also been offered a free 20 cu/metre load of freshest stable muck. As I have no intentions of using the raised beds straight away, all the stable muck will be placed into them to rot down over the coming months, ready for planting in the Autumn. The 4 raised beds will require about 14 cu/metres to fill them, so I shall heap all 20 cu/metres into them. Hopefully by then the horse muck & straw will be rotting away well, and provide me with hot beds for fresh veg through the winter months.

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:50 am
A very interesting day yesterday.

Pillsbury popped over for lunch (which I managed to burn), bringing with him a bottle of his home-made Mead for me to sample. The original plan was for him to assist me for the day on the allotment. However, last week the City Council temporarily closed access to the allotments due to a possible asbestos contamination scare. Fortunately, I had already spread the Turkey litter as a top dressing on the plot, ready to be worked in with Hoe and Rake, and had heaped up around 25+ cu/mtrs of stable litter into the raised beds. The weather has been appalling this week being both wet and cold, so in reality with the closure due to the asbestos scare I have not lost anytime. Hopefully this week, we will receive the results of the soil samples, and can get right back to it.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:18 pm
Two months on, and the Asbestos decontamination crew arrived this morning to start the clean up process. I managed to sneak into the locked off allotments, just to view what had happened over the last few weeks.

All that hard work wasted! as the weeds have grown back and are approaching waist height. I got off lightly compared with others, as I had a covering of fresh stable manure put down on the surface, but this has only served to reduce the weed ground cover, but has encouraged the growth rates of those that have managed to pushed the straw and muck.

For all intent and purpose, I as well as the other allotment holders have effectually lost the most important part of this Year’s growing season.

On the plus side the council has refunded the ground rents for the whole year, and have promised to get a contractor in to help with the hard preparation work (the cost of this is probably covered by some insurance policy that the council has), and I guess that if I/we push hard enough the Community Service Crew will be made available to us again.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:05 am
I hope that the few “Set backs” will not defeat me. I had the advantage of being further ahead than I expected, due to the help from the Community Service crew, and I have secured the loan of a Two wheeled tractor. These are the cultivating machines use by the professional growers. So when I do have access restored, I can fly in like a good’un. If I treat the rest of this year as a preparation season, it will be considerably easier in the long run.

It would have been nice to get on, the prospect of low cost fresh veg was the major appeal, but it would have also gone a long way to keeping the Bi-polar condition that I suffer from in check, and me on a more balanced and even keel. However, all is not lost, and with everything else that is pending in my life at the moment, the need for prioritisation and planning will go a long way to reducing the periods of depression that I experience

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:08 pm

Just to bring you all up to date.

It was an eventful few months on my allotment; The doubled tenancy, the asbestos contamination scare, and the appalling weather of last season.
It didn’t really work for me, although I did crop some Potatoes, Parsnips, carrots and Swede.

I received bad news in January; Gareth really had lost the plot, but in a sort of good way. My tenancy on my allotment was rescinded as my plot was required to make an access road. Norwich City Council have recently been opening up new areas on our allotments from the adjacent overgrown “waste ground”. My allotment was in a direct path for the diggers, and dozers, along with building a new access road. However, I have been offered (and I accepted) one of the new plots. As from today (05/03/09) I have become the tenant of this new plot.

It is right at the beginning of the growing season, I am really looking forward to get over there in my spare time. This year Mikki; one of my 3M’s will be sharing the allotment with me. She is a professional gardener, with loads of energy and enthusiasium, and amongst other things she is a vegetarian.

We are going over there to make a start on the new plot this weekend, and I promise loads of photos and a decent write up as we progress through the year.

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:54 pm
I popped over there this afternoon, and it is another virgin plot that I have been assigned; more hard work for my spade.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:01 pm
Gareth’s New Plot;

Most of you will have followed the trials and tribulations that I experienced with my introduction to an allotment and allotment keeping last year. Two virgin plots, an asbestos contamination scare, and some personal disillusionment;



Gareth has a new plot; his third virgin plot in 15 months. I received the tenancy agreement and keys last Tuesday, but today was the first time that I have been up there to survey properly. It is 250 sq/mtrs with a ground rent of £14.99 per year, has a mature Walnut tree at the east end, and a Hawthorn hedge at the west end. This year, one of my 3M’s; Mikki will be sharing both the labours and the fruits with me, and hopefully it will be a success third time around.

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:58 am

I continually battled against brambles for over 4 months, applying many doses of weedkiller, using a commercial strimmer with a metal blade and hacking away with a sickle with some gusto, along with digging for glory with extreme determination only to have the continual growth and creeping of the Brambles knock me into total and abject submission.

No doubt you are now wondering why I have bored you almost to death with such a long post reminiscing my failures with allotments about 5 years ago. Well, the answer is extremely simple; my friend, Sachiko has just been granted an allotment tenancy here in Norwich, and ask for someone to share the plot with her….. and guess who volunteered?




Hopefully a new beginning and a rebirth of my 9 sq/mtr project.

9 Dec

Having been either rather ill or very busy (and sometimes both at the same time) this year I have let both our garden, and my 9 sq/mtr project slip, and over the whole of this year we have produced only about 30% of the vegetables we have eaten.

Later this week I will start my rundown for Christmas. I have been working extremely hard since we returned from India and I have trebled and almost quadrupled my usual stocking levels so that I can gain a week (of hopefully frosty days) that I may get 2 or 3 days of Pike fishing in, and bring the 9 sq/mtr project back into line, including incorporating large amounts of Horse & Donkey manure to replenish the soil. I also wish to undertake a bit of landscaping in the garden, which includes the addition of a 12 mtr long X 1.2 metre high screening fence with a 1.5 mtr wide gated archway (all made from reclaimed pallet timber) complete with climbing Roses, and a roofed but open walled structure with an area of 5 mtrs X 3 mtrs X 2.5 mtrs high for undertaking projects under and out of the rain.

During the summer I became involved as an associate member in a local Community share Growing & Cropping project. This project currently has approx. 7 acres under cultivation by its members, and although I will not be directly involved in the cultivation, etc. why I have become involved will become apparent during March and April of next year.

Yesterday, I began cleaning up the garden a little from last weeks extremes in the weather. Although we are some 15 or 16 odd miles inland from the nearest bit of Norfolk coastline we did experience the gale force storm and the subsequent masses of wind blown leaves from Lionwood and litter from Pilling Park that were deposited in our garden. I also had a bonfire and burnt off an awful lot of old and dry Leylandii brash that we had cut and trimmed from our hedges over the previous 12 months or so, and to finish off the day before settling in for an evening of reading & online backgammon, I set a couple of Sweet Potatoes to chit so that come the late spring we will have viable slips to plant out in the vegetable plots.

This is easily accomplished by obtaining some Sweet Potatoes from a Supermarket and using a Bamboo skewer to support them with the pointy end just in some clean water on a warmish windowsill; preferably south facing so that the tubers may receive sufficient sunlight to produce slips strong enough for planting and growing a crop from. In all I will have 8 Sweet Potatoes hopefully producing healthy slips for planting next season. They will be purchased in pairs from 4 different Supermarkets so that I have unrelated stock chitting, which if we generate sufficient slips I will share with some gardening friends. It may take 4-6 weeks for the first slips to show, and we have set ours off 3 weeks earlier than last year, so that they may be more advanced and hardy enough before the springtime weather turns warm enough to allow them to be planted outside in their final positions for cropping.

sweet potato slips 2014

Here we go again!

25 Feb

It has been about 5 months since I last posted in my 9 sq/metres blog. All has not fared well with our efforts and we kind of, almost, but not quite gave up completely upon the 2012 season during a continually wet September. Having lost so many crops to the weather, pests and blight, our next stumbling block was a serious infestation of Spanish Super slugs, and these are the tough guys of the land molluscs. They will literally eat anything including plants normally considered slug proof because of bitter tasting parts, poisonous plants and carrion……………. they made short work of the leaves on our rhubarb, even eating the leaves of the Leylandii hedge clippings brash, and according to the University of East Anglia and the John Innes Centre scientists they will even eat carrion. Suffice to say that even the birds that regularly visit our garden will not eat them, so the buggers flourished through the wet but mild autumn we experienced. The only effective natural predator seemed to be the abundant numbers of common Toads that are either resident or visitors to our garden, but alas before bonfire night had arrived our most welcome and encouraged indigenous amphibian allies had already retired to their annual winter hibernation slumber.

The only crops that we continued to harvest through until January were Brussels Sprouts, Curly Kale and some odd Parsnips. The cold weather, snow on the ground and frosts (although not too many seriously harsh frosts) began in December and have continue through January and on to the end of February. During the first week of January I developed a bad cold and before the month was out I had suffered a dose of flu that although only lasted 72 hours or thereabouts, it incapacitated me for over a week and since recovering from that I have endured both ear and sinus infections, a bad chest infection and yet another cold along with bad cough. With the exception of the week spent recovering from the flu I have continued to work: I am a self employed one man band and if I don’t do it no-one else will. Fortunately I have been confined to my workshop with little if no direct interaction with the outside world, and though my workshop is unheated I found that 30 minutes of welding first thing in my work day was enough to bring the temperature of my workshop up to an acceptable level and if I continued to weld 30 minutes on and 30 minutes off throughout the day the radiant heat given off by the work pieces as they cooled down was sufficient to maintain reasonable working conditions.

At times during the last couple of months I have struggled to keep up with the orders for my products, and the Dual Head Pallet Dismantling Bars have exceeded the sales I made during this time last year by at least 125% and up to almost 135%. Alas, I still have an unheated painting area and have experienced some difficulty with paint drying and hardening; around 24 hours when the ambient temperature is above 5*C, but increasing to well over 72 hours drying and hardening time when the temperature is hovering at around zero or lower; as it has been for the last few weeks. This has created lulls in my day to day work load of several hours here and there as my paint drying racks have been filled to capacity even when my self-erecting scaffolding tower was pressed into service to provide temporary extra drying rack space. This semi down time has not been wasted, but it could have been better utilised undertaking maintenance and improvements within the workshop and business in general. Essential jobs have been completed, but others have been postponed until the warmer weather arrives. However, an elderly retired beekeeping friend has kept me on my toes and together we have recently made 8 national beehives from reclaimed pallet timbers. 2 of these hives will be for us, 2 will be for Keith and thus bring him up to 6 hives that he manages, and the remaining 4 national hives we have made will be offered for sale and thus hopefully financing and covering the running costs of both Keith’s and our hives…………… although at the moment he is not too happy with me securing the waste fondant produced by a small local independent bakery. Keith had already approached this bakery about disposing of the waste fondant and using it to feed his Bee colonies through the winter months, but he was turned down. However, I have a newly acquired EA waste licence (more of this to come in the following months), and by “flashing my ticket” I can now collect the waste fondant on a regular basis which will be stored in a freezer until needed, and when this time does arrive I will of course share it with Keith and some other newly made beekeeping friends.

Our 9 square metres project has stalled, but it has not died; it is not necessarily in need of resurrection, but a little resuscitation would not be amiss. Yet again I have turned our garden into an over winter mess that needs to be tidied. Most of this mess has been generated by reclaiming pallets for some really nice projects that I wish to complete during this coming springtime and summer, but I also started to lay a garden pathway in early December which then got abandoned due to both work commitments and the appalling weather we have endured, and commitments in our social life have also exacted a toll. Norwich AlleyCat has been rather unsuccessful during the winter months, and my illness has not helped in anyway, so AlleyCat has been shelved until after Easter (I have not even ridden a bicycle so far this year!), and if I am completely honest I am tempted to restrict the Allycats to only the warmer months of the year.

I have committed myself to producing a 12 track compilation CD in aid of replacing the aging and now unreliable sound system for the Norwich Music House, and work towards this goal is both on track and very satisfying: I should have all the music files in, fully produced and edited before the end of May, which will allow us the opportunity to release the (first) album for sale on the Autumn Equinox as planned. I have generated more than enough interest and enthusiasm throughout the Norwich live music scene to the point that I have the promise of material to produce 3 and maybe 4 CDs to support our cause. As yet and 2 months into this project we only have seven of the required twelve tracks for the first CD, but that is only because the additional five tracks needed are still in the rehearsal stages having been written especially for this album………… such is the enthusiasm from the local bands and musicians for this project of mine.

Regardless of my condition, or the prevailing weather on the 2nd and 3rd of March I will tidy the garden up, and present it ready as a canvas for both Lois and I to resuscitate back into life our 9 sq/metres project. Our current plans are drastic, and will included the removal of almost if not all the plants from the vegetable patch and relevant planters allowing us to begin again, and to build upon the knowledge gained and our mistakes made last year.

19 Aug

Well, it has yet again been almost a month since I made a
post in this blog of mine, and everything is not coming up Roses in the garden,
and especially in the 9 sq/mtr project.

The rain stopped and then we
experienced the beginning of the hot and humid weather. Blight has struck and it
has hit us hard. Within only 5 days we have lost all of our Potatoes, Tomatoes
and sweet (Bell) Peppers. Rust, Fungus and mildew is devastating our other food
crops, and our intake of home grown vegetables has dropped to approximately 25%.
To top it all the remaining plants are being ravaged by Caterpillars, slugs,
snails and aphids; no doubt there are a lot more species of plant munchers
having a go as well. I don’t know whether to be delighted or disheartened to see
so many Tits, Robins, Starlings, Blackbirds and Thrushes foraging though the veg
patch; delight in seeing them setting vigorously into all of the insects and
invertebrates, or disheartened because there is such a veritable feast of them
available for the birds. It was only a couple of days ago I realised that have
not seen either Martain, Swallow or Swift gracing the skies over Norwich for
more than two weeks; is that because of the reduced numbers of flying insects
due to the very wet few weeks we have all  experienced? And they have migrated
to more abundant parts.

Although the blight did for the Potatoes we did
mange to lift about 14 or 15lbs of tubers suitable for eating from 12 plants. A
rather disappointing result when we should have harvested about 6 or 7lbs from
each one. If we got 1/2lb of tomatoes from all the plants then that was it, and
all of the Peppers have died. Something has laid eggs on all of the sweet
potatoes and as a result the plants are dying back
On the plus side nearly
every flower or flowering plant is in full bloom and I have observed 8 different
species of bees attending the many clusters flowering in the planters, veg patch
and herb planters.
Alas I cannot take any photos at the moment as my camera
has been lost by Comet from whom Lois purchased it from, and although I have
found and sort of semi resurrected my old damaged and held together with rubber
bands Kodak digital camera it is proving to be rather temperamental.

is not rosy in our garden and I will be the first to admit that is rather down
heartening, but I am not going to give up, but try a little harder, learn from
our experiences and take the opportunity to gain more knowledge so that I can
prevent previously made mistakes and hopefully avoid

I miss my digital camera!

24 Jul

I miss my camera, my new Lumix has been sent away for
evaluation and repair, and I cannot find my old Kodak since Lois tidied up my
desk top mess ….. it wasn’t lost before she tided it up!

We have hit
50% ….. our 9 sq/mtr project is now producing 50% of the vegetables that Lois
& I eat, and I am sort of proud of this achievement. Although the wet
weather we endured during the first 18 days of this month has restricted our
ability to closely manage the growing regime.

3 continual days of hot
weather and everything we are growing is running riot, and we are struggling to
eat what is ready. Unfortunately this is mostly leaf vegetables, and they are
becoming a little tedious.

We have small amounts of Tayberries,
Raspberries, Strawberries and Gooseberies for desert most evenings, and although
they are continually harvested there are not vast amounts of them: well not
enough to freeze, or to make a fruit vinegar from. Chard, Leeks, lettuce, Spicy
Chinese leaf, purple curly Kale and radishes along with fresh picked peas are
featuring in most evening meals. We have lifted 8 onions, and 6 bulbs of garlic,
along with the odd carrot or two. The sweet potatoes are coming along nicely in
the new planter, but I fear we may have started the slips off too late for this
season back in February, and judging by the growth rates maybe we should have
started them off sometime over Christmas or even a little earlier in December.

The Oca is faring badly, and this is mostly our fault. I forgot to drill
any holes in the large plastic pot, Lois forgot to add drainage stones when she
potted them up, and it has pissed down with rain almost continually for 3
months. The pot filled up with water and the oca almost drowned. In an act of
desperation I tipped everything out of the pot, drilled some holes, added stones
to a depth of 2″, filled it back up with donkey manure and general compost and
re-potted the very bedraggled Oca tubers. As luck would have it the Oca have
taken, but alas I am probably 4-6 weeks behind my fellow seed circle members.

Other parts of the project are coming along nicely. Mikki eventually
delivered the 1 ton of sharp sand from a local pit that was part of my birthday
present, and most of  this will be used for bedding down slabs for a garden
pathway. We have chosen to use reclaimed ex-Norwich City Council 24 inches X 24
inches x 3 inches thick concrete slabs for this part of the project. Mainly
because we already have 6 of these, but also because I can pick them up free
from Norwich freegle, or purchase them for a pittance from the council. The
layout will be: slab, and a 12 inches (½ slab) gap with grass growing for the
full length of the garden. This will then give us decent foot access in all
weathers to the; decking area, compost bins & heap, new additional veg
patch, soil mine, and the chicken pen (if we choose to keep poultry next year).
Because of our gardens soil structure, and because I have lifted the original
stone & gravel pathway, I will have to make square timber frames to control
and hold in the ballast footing in place for each slab. This will also allow me
the opportunity to set the correct height for the slabs, and then level out our
undulating lawn with topsoil from the soil mine accordingly: all of those
stones, flints and the gravel that I so diligently riddled from the soil for the
planters will now be put to good use. So much so that I went out and bought a
new garden riddle with ½” squares from the local independent hardware shop on
the nearby parade: I now have a 3 stage riddling capability providing me with 3
sizes of gravel, and soil: the previously acquired shopping baskets with a 1”
mesh, and ½” and ¼” garden  riddles.  I have plenty of reclaimed pallet wood
off cuts that will provide me with the timber for these slab footing frames, and
I hope that because of this efficient planning and logistic prep on my part,
this aspect of our project will go seamlessly.

Pallet bar sales are
continuing to grow, including the export sales: mainly to the USA, and of course
this is keeping me very busy. I have at last finished making the new tack up
welding jig and this has now reduced the bar build time by 10 minutes per unit,
but already I want to modify it by adding a couple of improvements.

had a stroke of luck earlier in the month. I saw a self assembly scaffold tower
for sale on the local Gumtree free ads. As luck would have it, the owner was
still using it when I rang and he asked me if he could deliver it on his way
home at the end of the job. To this I agreed because it was to save me almost 90
minutes of time, 40 miles of driving and the consumed fuel. He arrived at our
house and started to unload the van, he then said that he was going to throw in
the narrow width 6 section high tower for free. so I ended up with a 12 section
high 2mtr X 2 mtr tower, and a 6 section high narrow 1 mtr X 2 metre tower.
Alas, there where no foot boards with the scaffold. This is when we both got
talking, and in the end I managed to encourage him to take one of my show
ex-demo dual head pallet bars in exchange for all the scaffolding steel work; I
think that I did rather well in this piece of bartering. Lo & behold the
first telephone call the following morning was from a local Tea & Coffee
importer offering me several 2.4 mtr X 1.2 mtr double sided close boarded
tropical hardwood pallets. After I had collected these, two of the pallets were
sacrificed for “the cause” and provided me with more than enough planks to make
board platforms for both towers.

As mentioned above, I am still without
a digital camera; I am still waiting for Lumix to replace the faulty new camera
I received for my birthday, and goodness knows where Lois has I put away my old
Kodak. So for the time being I can only apologise about the lack of photos.

A wet and miserable June!

3 Jul

Not much has gone on in the last 18 days, apart from we are rapidly approaching producing 35-40% of what we eat vegetable wise from our 9 sq/mtr project. Although everything we have as work-in-progress in the conservatory in pots is coming along extremely nicely, with most of it ready for planting out when we have the joyous experience of a break in the rain. … the amount of this wet weather we are having this year is becoming ridiculous!
Lois and decided to have a few days away with 3 nights booked into the cheap and cheerful travel lodge located in Glastonbury, and the rest of the week travelling on our whim and booking into accommodation wherever we found ourselves. We climbed Glastonbury Tor, visited near by Wells and were enchanted by the architecture of Wells cathedral, did approximately half of the Wells Swan trail art project in the pouring rain, popped into Somerset Wood recycling in Weston-Super-Mare, went down Wookie hole, walked through Cheddar Gorge, which also included a trip down both Gough’s and the Cox’s Crystal caves, bought cider, perry & vinegar from Hecks of Street, and we enjoyed a day at Longleat safari park.
Alas, the weather was very unkind to us and after trying to book accommodation in a very wet and rain sodden Oxford we drove on to Warwick. We had a pleasant morning in Warwick, when the rain began again, and so we decided to have a quick internet search of attractions within 100 miles of Warwick. With many varied cities, towns, villages and tourist attractions to choose from we then checked various weather reports for possible destinations, and were bitterly disappointed with what we saw. So with that in mind, and a sort of decent forecast for a few days in East Anglia we returned home to Norwich. With these few extra days at home it is our intention to get a head start on some redecorating and a couple of other DIY projects: I’ve also got a quick and simple reclaimed pallet timber project that I want to complete and post up on a couple of Internet sites.
The reality of this 9 sq/mtr project has finally dawned on me this week, in that it is not one of those quick or instant gratification things that we who populate this modern world have become so accustomed to. I thought that by 6 and almost 7 months in that we would be producing at least 80-85% of the vegetables in our diet.  As mentioned above we are currently at the 35-40% mark, and the cropping rate will soon be increased to about 50%. Although the reduction in our grocery bill is very much appreciated, it is self satisfaction that is our true goal, and though we are satisfied with our current achievement so far, there is a certain longing and high degree of challenge to improve and do better.
With this mind, we have decided to begin feeding our growing vegetables with the home-made feed teas I have been making over the last 6 or so months. Virtually every weed that we have plucked from the garden this year has gone into a 60 litre plastic barrel, which has been started off with about 5 litres of my urine, and all of the waste water that I have produced when cooking. I tend not to add salt when steaming vegetables, preferring to add it at the table, but Lois does add salt during cooking. So I have utilised every drop of this waste water and the collected condensate from the steaming process that my cooking has produced, because of the minerals that are removed from the vegetables when cooked in this way; which is an awful lot less than if they were submerged and boiled in the cooking water. It is also this same ethos that I am applying to removed weeds: they have already taken up minerals and trace elements  from the soil in our garden and I am trying to redress this balance without importing artificial replacements by adding the weeds to the barrel full of urine diluted with cooking water, and hopefully recycling these Minerals, trace elements and nutrients. It is a continual on going process which I began last winter and this liquid tea will now be added regularly to water in the watering can at a dilution ratio of 1 part tea to 20 parts water. I also have about 30 litres of Comfrey tea initially made in the springtime of 2011, but which still contains the comfrey fibres from last year, so I have made a  “3 box” bamboo trials frame which I will use on one section of the lawn so I can evaluate the effectiveness of both of these home made plant feed teas. One box will be fed with weed tea, one box will be fed with comfrey tea and the third, central box will be utilised as a no feed control so that the results can be directly compared.
We have purchased about 2kg of blood, fish & bone meal for use as a general top dressing for the whole garden, and I have used a reasonable amount of well rotted Horse & Donkey manure from the local sanctuary in the bases of each section of all the new planters. So from the organic feed and nutrient replacement side of things I think we have it more or less covered.
Unfortunately there are no photos at the moment; my new Lumix compact digital camera that Lois bought me for my 50th birthday has ceased to function, and due to redecorating a couple of rooms I have mislaid my “held together “ with elastic bands but still working Kodak digital camera.